Lordy, Lordy, Marti turned 40...

 It may be hard to believe that such a cool guy as Walter has a sister who many claim to be "normal." However, it is the truth. This past year she celebrated 40 years of being alive. I told her that's nothing; I've been celebrating the last 500 years of being undead.

It was good to hang out with Marti and her friends that night. I'm just a little upset that none of her friends ever  called me afterwards. I mean, come on, they were all OVER THE HILL so if any weren't married, it's not like I was out of their league.  Give a skeleton a chance...